THA TEAM

Three synthetic phycopaths & the humans that clean up thier messes.

  • Janky

    Janky

    Part time stuntman, full time idiot. Spends the majority of his day trying to figure out how to smoke “Crypto”.

  • Guggimon

    Guggimon

    Fashion horror icon by day, death spiraling lunatic by night. Obsessed with vintage luggage and the smell of fear.

  • Dayzee

    Dayzee

    Crypto Queen, Gucci model, & Madame of The Metaverse. Addicted to killing Janky in Fortnite and IRL.

  • Paul

    Paul

    Founder, funny farm wrangler, mathelete extraordinaire, & Guggimon’s safety word.

  • Galen

    Galen

    Creative guru, illiterate storyteller, finger painting savant, & Janky’s go to alibi.

  • Ioana

    Ioana

    NFT whisperer, & Dayzee’s one free phone call.