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  • Green UberJanky

    $150.00

    More GREEN than if Jeff Bezos’ and Bill Gates' wallets f***ed and made a baby!!!

    Who needs bags when ya got a Janky A$$ ATM in the collection! "Green" UberJanky features 'stacks on stacks' of investment advice leaving even the most frugal feeling FOMO. Add 15-towering-inches of moola-making-vinyl to your collection and prove that B.I.G. got it WRONG. "MO MONEY, NO PROBLEMS" (RIP BIGGIE 😇)

    $420,000 stacked tall (15-inches) of super soft, financially sound vinyl.

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  • Green UberJanky
  • Green UberJanky
  • Green UberJanky
  • Green UberJanky