Part time stuntman, full time idiot. Spends the majority of his day trying to figure out how to smoke “Crypto”.

Fashion horror icon by day, death spiraling lunatic by night. Obsessed with vintage luggage and the smell of fear.

Crypto Queen, Gucci model, & Madame of The Metaverse. Addicted to killing Janky in Fortnite and IRL.

Founder, funny farm wrangler, mathelete extraordinaire, & Guggimon’s safety word.

Creative guru, illiterate storyteller, finger painting savant, & Janky’s go to alibi.

NFT whisperer, & Dayzee’s one free phone call.